Two Steam Games Launch to Zero Players and 0% Ratings
Trickshot Tactics launched at a discount with no tutorial and nobody to play against. Its only reviewer asked a fair question: how are you supposed to hit the ball?
Trickshot Tactics launched at a discount with no tutorial and nobody to play against. Its only reviewer asked a fair question: how are you supposed to hit the ball?
Nine reviews, nine thumbs-up, zero negative. A solo developer's 40-minute PS1-style horror game is quietly running a perfect record on Steam — for less than a cup of coffee.
Zero concurrent players. Three reviews. Every single one obsessed with cows. Boudewijn might be the most honest game on Steam right now.
Pearl Abyss patched Crimson Desert from a Mixed Steam rating to Very Positive — and sold 5 million copies doing it. The game's 276K concurrent peak just beat Ghost of Tsushima's all-time Steam record.
511,000 copies pre-sold. Not a single player has touched it. Forza Horizon 6 is steamrolling the charts on reputation alone, and the game is still two weeks out.
A $5 indie casino crawler sits at #8 on Steam with nearly 19,000 concurrent players. The top negative review accuses the devs of botting. The top positive one says it "helps with my gambling addiction."
One launched with zero concurrent players. The other is a 31-year-old fighting game with rollback netcode and a cult following. Both hit Steam this week — and only one is a must-buy.
Windrose hit #3 on Steam with 109K concurrent players and an 89% positive rating. Its own players are using positive reviews to file bug reports about broken boarding mechanics and a punishing early game.
Five years after its infamous launch, Cyberpunk 2077 is #8 on Steam's Top Sellers at $20.99 — and 43,000 people are playing right now. The redemption arc is over. The legs are permanent.
170,000 demo downloads, a Steam Featured Win spotlight, and a 9/10 review score. The Balatro-chess comparison is obvious — but Gambonanza might actually deserve its own lane.
#5 on Steam's Top Sellers, 65% positive user reviews. Invincible VS is charting like a blockbuster and rating like a placeholder — and at $49.99, players want to know why.
The top Steam review literally name-drops Recettear. At $11.24 with 1,055 concurrent players at launch, Goblin Vyke is serving an audience that's been waiting years for another shopkeeping fix.
Two reviews, both glowing, both basically asking the same question: why is this free? The concurrent player count of 5 isn't exactly answering.
Two of the biggest names in English-language visual novels teamed up. The early reviews are already calling it 'a dream come true.'
Four reviews. One from the developer. One that reads like a medical manifesto. And a dinosaur auto battler that currently has exactly one person playing it.
First new Heroes game in over a decade hits #1 on Steam with 34,000 concurrent players and 95% positive reviews. The king of turn-based strategy didn't need a reinvention — it just needed to show up.
BidKing is #7 on Steam's top sellers with 23,000 concurrent players — and a 32% approval rating. New players start with one-fifth the cash veterans received, and the reviews are not quiet about it.
The top Steam review compares Vampire Crawlers to a drug that wears off after 12 hours. At 96% positive and #6 on the charts, that's either a ringing endorsement or a warning about where the franchise is headed.
1,443 reviews, 94% positive, 41 people playing right now. Read past the aggregate and you'll find a player base that either lives in this game or thinks it's a mobile knockoff.
Crimson Oath named its studio after the parry mechanic. Players say parrying doesn't do anything. Meanwhile, two other Souls-inspired indies launched today to a combined zero concurrent players.